British Tea? Nah. British Tears. 🇺🇸

British Tea? Nah. British Tears. 🇺🇸

George Washington has officially upgraded from dumping British tea to dispensing British Tears.

Featuring G-Dub casually leaning against the British Tears water cooler with mug in hand, this shirt combines American Revolution history with just the right amount of historical trash talk.

Perfect for history teachers, social studies teachers, history buffs, or anyone who still thinks 1776 was a pretty solid year.

THE SHIRT

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt, known for its soft, lived-in feel and relaxed fit.

It’s subtle enough to look like a genuinely cool vintage tee—and ridiculous enough that your students are definitely going to ask about it.

PERFECT FOR

U.S. History teachers • Social Studies teachers • American Revolution units • History teacher gifts • History buffs • Constitution Day • Presidents’ Day • Fourth of July • Casual Friday • Anyone who enjoys making history a little more fun

British Tea? Nah. British Tears.
Hydrating patriots since 1776. 🇺🇸
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

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