Oregon Trail Birthday Card | Dysentery

Congratulations on Another Year of Not Dying of Dysentery!

You made it.

Another year older. Another year wiser. Another year without losing an ox, tipping your wagon, or dying of dysentery somewhere outside Independence, Missouri.

This Oregon Trail-inspired birthday card is perfect for anyone who grew up in a computer lab making terrible frontier decisions and somehow survived to tell the tale. Featuring retro pixel-art graphics and a healthy dose of historical humor, it's the perfect way to celebrate another successful trip around the sun.

Whether you're shopping for a history teacher, gamer, friend, or fellow survivor of the 1980s and 90s school system, this card delivers the perfect mix of nostalgia and laughs.

Because birthdays come and go... but surviving dysentery is forever. 🤠🎂🦬

Blank inside so you can write your own trail notes.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope