HYDRATE OR DIE – George Washington British Tears Shirt

Hydrate or Die.

George Washington didn’t cross the Delaware, survive the Revolution, and help create a new nation just to forget his fluids.

Featuring GDub absolutely crushing a jug of British Tears, this design puts a ridiculous historical spin on Franklin’s famous “Join, or Die” imagery. Because liberty is important—but so is hydration.

Perfect for history teachers, American Revolution fans, history buffs, and anyone who believes the best source of Revolutionary-era electrolytes comes directly from the Redcoats.

Why you’ll love it:

Bold HYDRATE OR DIE design
George Washington drinking a jug of British Tears
Funny nod to the iconic “Join, or Die” slogan
Perfect for U.S. History teachers and history lovers
Great conversation starter in the classroom or out
Revolutionary levels of hydration

Stay hydrated. Stay revolutionary. Drink British Tears.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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