{"product_id":"oregon-trail-birthday-card-dysentery","title":"Oregon Trail Birthday Card | Dysentery","description":"Congratulations on Another Year of Not Dying of Dysentery!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou made it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnother year older. Another year wiser. Another year without losing an ox, tipping your wagon, or dying of dysentery somewhere outside Independence, Missouri.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis Oregon Trail-inspired birthday card is perfect for anyone who grew up in a computer lab making terrible frontier decisions and somehow survived to tell the tale. Featuring retro pixel-art graphics and a healthy dose of historical humor, it's the perfect way to celebrate another successful trip around the sun.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you're shopping for a history teacher, gamer, friend, or fellow survivor of the 1980s and 90s school system, this card delivers the perfect mix of nostalgia and laughs.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause birthdays come and go... but surviving dysentery is forever. 🤠🎂🦬\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside so you can write your own trail notes.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Material: 14.77 oz\/yd² (350 g\/m²) paperboard\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003e\nMedium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)\u003cbr\u003e\nLarge: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)\u003cbr\u003e\nMedium: 0.6 oz (17 g)\u003cbr\u003e\nLarge: 0.85 oz (24 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Toner-based printing\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vibrant colors\u003cbr\u003e\n• Comes with a complimentary envelope ","brand":"Make History Fun","offers":[{"title":"4″×6″","offer_id":66862799749165,"sku":"6162305_14457","price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5″×7″","offer_id":66862799781933,"sku":"6162305_14458","price":4.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.83″×8.27″","offer_id":66862799814701,"sku":"6162305_14460","price":5.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/2578\/2573\/files\/greeting-card-4x6-front-6a2e0f42c2798.jpg?v=1781403515","url":"https:\/\/makehistoryfun.store\/products\/oregon-trail-birthday-card-dysentery","provider":"Make History Fun","version":"1.0","type":"link"}